Aisi hi ek sham... kallu apane doston ke sath.. konewale dukan me wadapav kh raha tha....bole to wadapav se jyada raste ke ladaki log ke sath timepass kar rela tha!
Tabhi do/tin panchi (bachcha) dukan pe aate hain... order deke... here goes their conversation...
Panchi1 - abe.. suna hain tu apana website banake bahut fundu timepass kar sakata hain...
Pahchi 2 - bole to?
Panchi1 - abe dhakkan, khali website bananeka... aur apane ko jo bhi dalane ka dal dene ka...bole to likhaneka... video... photu kuch bhi...., ab puch fayada kya uska?
Panchi2- han bata fayada kya?
Wadapav wala - ye lo bai.. 6 rs ho gaya... jaldi de do dhande ka time hain...
Pachni1 and 2 - thik hain thik hain... de denge...
Panchi 1- dhakkan... ab ye online data sare log ko dikhata hain... bole to pure world me... ab tu kaun hain.. kahan rahata hain... sabaku malum padata hain... aur uparse.. tum achcha likhe to mal log ko bhi pata padata hain... aur wo phone gin bhi karati hain...
panchi 2 - abe sale to pahale kayko nahi bataya....
wadapav khatam.. panchi gayab!
Ab bole to kallu ke hosh ud gaye!... kallu pane PA ko kan ke niche ek deta hain bolata ain sale charsi! paisa kya free ka leta hain kya... apana bhi site banao.... apune bhi online jayega!...
Ab apana PA charasi... kya karen... phone ghumata hain diect IT minister ko....bole to kallu bhai ka site kholane ka hain.... here goes the conversation...
Charsi - Hello... bhai bol raha hun
IT Minister - Han charsi bhai boliye, kaise yaad kiya...koi hukum
Charsi -han bada kam karane ka hain...bade bhai ka site dalane ka hain...
IT Minister- kahan pe dalane ka hain mumbai me, delhi me ...?
Charsi - wo pata nahi "online" kuch hain waha dalane ka hain...
Ab sala apana IT minister...bhi chakkar kha jata hain... bolta hain 1 min..
Charsi - thik hain
IT Minister - Ghanti bajata hain... Pandu aata hain ...
Pandu - Ji sab.. kaise yaad kiya...pani wani chahiye hain ka?
IT minister - Nahi gadhe... bada kam aaya hain bhai ka, YE "online" kaunse city ka nam hain.. pata karo...nahi to kisi IAS office ko bulao...
PA (IAS) comes -Yes Sir
IT Minister - are Gupta ye online kaunsi jaga ka nam hain be, Kallu BHai ko site dalane ka hain wahanpe...
PA - sir aisa koi city nahi hain, main bat karata hun...
PA phone ke sath - han bhai,
Charsi - kaun hain be!
PA - han main gupta bol raha hun PA
Charsi - abe ye minister kaise ba gaya yaar!.. ab tu kya khak madat karega meri...
PA - sorry bhai, aapko online site dalane ka hain na?
Charsi - Han...
PA - ho jayega, kya nam se dalu...
Charsi - abe ye nam kya hota hain....ek min
Barsi to Kallu bhai - bhai bole to nam kya dalane ka?
Kallu bhai - nam.... bole to.... are han! apana nam hona managata hain "Kallu bhai"...
Charsi back to PA -han bhai ko kallu bhai nam pasand hain.. rakh dena
PA - yadi nahi mila to, koi le liya hain to
Charsi - abe! kisaki himmat hain... usaka nam batao khatiya khadi kar denege!
PA- thik hain main dekhake bolata hun..
Charssi - ab dekhana kya hain bas dal do....
PA -thik hain....
huh!....khel khatam... pura india runs to get bhai online!... PA pure india ke IT CEOs ko bulake kam pe laga deta hain!....aur usame se ek... finally decides to create a blog for bhai!...and the blog is launched...with name
http://kallubhai.blogspot.com
